My name is Ramona, but people call me colgate sometimes. I play a lot of Starcraft 2. I like blue.
That's pretty much it!
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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
i think that last cat really needs some chapstick.
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“Put my donut on their tab, would jah?” I strive to be as cool as Spike.
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i will never be this cool, 2 weeks ago
real friendship is sending them a link to something terrible so you can both be traumatized at the same time
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i feel like salem the cat is tumblr’s spirit animal
do you guys see what i’m getting at
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i feel the need to inform the world that i love salem, that is all, 2 weeks ago
Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What a jerk.
Loot whore.
you gotta hand it to a guy who can solo a boss
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2 weeks ago
i wish i had the guts to be sassy like some tumblr users do but i just i dotn wanna hurt anyones feelings ever (via arfwoofbark)
2 weeks ago
10 Giant Cocks | The Onion
nsfw, i don't know what i expected, 2 weeks ago
yesbrilliantimpressionofanidiot asked: Bitch, please... you didn't do all da numbers >:|
you said 1 and 99! I said i wan’t gonna do all of them, so i assumed you meant just those two numbers!
yesbrilliantimpressionofanidiot, 2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
I think my dash is having a discount because its (via ohnogangsters)
yesbrilliantimpressionofanidiot asked: 1-99 >:|
okay, 1 and 99 it is!
1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?:
Don’t have a closet!
99: Do you miss anyone right now?
There’s a BUNCH of people i miss ALL the time!
yesbrilliantimpressionofanidiot, 2 weeks ago
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2 weeks ago
double back straight into whip whip whip into backflip into triple back tuck. sticking the landing. as an ex-european gymnast, FUCK THAT SHIT. I CAN NEVER BE THIS GOOD AGAIN. (Source: zorronhd, via passionatevodka)
